11 7 / 2012

Did it come with a gift receipt?

Did it come with a gift receipt?

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04 7 / 2012

The epidemic of political apathy claims another victim. (Happy Independence Day!)

The epidemic of political apathy claims another victim. (Happy Independence Day!)

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03 7 / 2012

Generally, the great thing about a portrait is that it captures the spirit of the subject, but in a more flattering light. Generally.

If you want a similar-style portrait of your baby (who we’re sure is adorable), go here.

Generally, the great thing about a portrait is that it captures the spirit of the subject, but in a more flattering light. Generally.

If you want a similar-style portrait of your baby (who we’re sure is adorable), go here.

02 7 / 2012

Bet her parents won’t think it’s so cute when she strikes the same pose as Playmate of the Month, August 2033.

Bet her parents won’t think it’s so cute when she strikes the same pose as Playmate of the Month, August 2033.

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28 6 / 2012

“I like to believe I’m a reasonable baby, Johnnie, but you leave me no choice.”
All he’s missing is a gold pinkie ring and a 2-month old mistress.

“I like to believe I’m a reasonable baby, Johnnie, but you leave me no choice.”

All he’s missing is a gold pinkie ring and a 2-month old mistress.

27 6 / 2012

“Great news everyone! Our baby’s not a bastard!”

“Great news everyone! Our baby’s not a bastard!”

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10 6 / 2012

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll make-ah da pizza. Just after I finish my nap-uh.”

“Yeah, yeah. I’ll make-ah da pizza. Just after I finish my nap-uh.”

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02 4 / 2012

Geez, everyone knows if you want to send back your baby, you have to raise the little flag thingy on the mailbox.

Geez, everyone knows if you want to send back your baby, you have to raise the little flag thingy on the mailbox.

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13 3 / 2012

Love how the poor dog is like “What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?”
We feel ya, doggie.

Love how the poor dog is like “What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?”

We feel ya, doggie.

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09 3 / 2012

You dumb kid, you never should’ve left the chrysalis.

You dumb kid, you never should’ve left the chrysalis.