Report poor baby sightings to firstname.lastname@example.org.
11 7 / 2012
Did it come with a gift receipt?
04 7 / 2012
The epidemic of political apathy claims another victim. (Happy Independence Day!)
03 7 / 2012
Generally, the great thing about a portrait is that it captures the spirit of the subject, but in a more flattering light. Generally.
If you want a similar-style portrait of your baby (who we’re sure is adorable), go here.
02 7 / 2012
Bet her parents won’t think it’s so cute when she strikes the same pose as Playmate of the Month, August 2033.
28 6 / 2012
“I like to believe I’m a reasonable baby, Johnnie, but you leave me no choice.”
All he’s missing is a gold pinkie ring and a 2-month old mistress.
27 6 / 2012
“Great news everyone! Our baby’s not a bastard!”
10 6 / 2012
“Yeah, yeah. I’ll make-ah da pizza. Just after I finish my nap-uh.”
02 4 / 2012
Geez, everyone knows if you want to send back your baby, you have to raise the little flag thingy on the mailbox.
13 3 / 2012
Love how the poor dog is like “What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?”
We feel ya, doggie.
09 3 / 2012
You dumb kid, you never should’ve left the chrysalis.
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